There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSDemocrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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