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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

Will Rogers

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart

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