Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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