Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSAll I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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