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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People

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