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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership

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