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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard

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