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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife

When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.

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