When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDSAttitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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