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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself

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