Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FIELDSAttitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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