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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World

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