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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious

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