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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself

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