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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.

W. C. Fields

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill

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