Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. FIELDSI don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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