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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

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