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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.

W. C. Fields

I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember

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