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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.

W. C. Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea

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