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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.

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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Break Himself Honesty Man Myself Smart Yourself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself

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