I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FIELDSI drink therefore I am.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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