I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDSI drink therefore I am.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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