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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Tim Allen

If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
TIM ALLEN

Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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