I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
TIM ALLENMy mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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