I do a lot of family shows.
TIM ALLENYou don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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