Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
TIM ALLEN
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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