All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
TIM ALLEN
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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