Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
TIM ALLENI’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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