They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
TIM ALLENI’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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