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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.

Tim Allen

I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself

I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.

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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.

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