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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Tim Allen

Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
TIM ALLEN

Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
TIM ALLEN

Children Learning Myself Respect
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
TIM ALLEN

Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Comedy Decision Himself Judgement Sentence Serious Stand
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Action Man Willing Woman Work
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
TIM ALLEN

Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
TIM ALLEN

Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive

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