Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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More Steven Wright Quotes
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Clones are people two.
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