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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Destroy Evidence Success Try Yourself
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Darkness Device Myself
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Day Life Yourself
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Listening Mistake Yourself

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