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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Darkness Device Myself
In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’
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Call Herself Home Light Myself Phone Woman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Memories Myself Past Thinking
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Inspirational Motivational Struggle Way Wrong Yourself
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Funny Herself Myself Night Time Walk
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Appearance Funny Hairs Stick
All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Believe Funny Hands Myself Science Yourself
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Food Funny Myself Service Time
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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Future One Liner Planning
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Eyes Myself Prescription Ran Walk
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Distance Time Walk Yourself
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Funny Goodness Myself Oneself Worth
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Deep Funny Live Nature Ocean
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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Death Funny Success Yourself

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