My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
STEVEN WRIGHTI’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Half the people you know are below average.
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Clones are people two.
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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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