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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Age Anxiety Funny Myself Time
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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Animal Dog Himself Myself Return
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Buy Fame Friendship Herself Popular Toy
I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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Angry Install Light Live Myself People
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Distance Time Walk Yourself
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Conscience Funny Sleep Time
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Animal Funny Herself Laughter Milk
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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Children Deep Difference Growth Learning Old Philosophy See Teaching Yourself
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Inspirational Motivational Struggle Way Wrong Yourself
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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Children Friendship Himself
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Angry Depression Enthusiasm One Liner Perspective Sick
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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Memories Photograph Yourself
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Listening Mistake Yourself
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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Difference Ideas Person Research Steal
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Hairs Himself Mirror Reflection See

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