I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINThrough the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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