I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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