All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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