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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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