Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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