Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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