My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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