You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m Irish. We think sideways.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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