I’m Irish. We think sideways.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I told you I was sick.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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