I’m Irish. We think sideways.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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