Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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