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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics

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