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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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