A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
SPIKE MILLIGANLife is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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