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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself

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