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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking

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