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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

Spike Milligan

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man

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