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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself

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