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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Its all in the mind, you know.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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