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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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