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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time

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