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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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