I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was sick.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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