There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANYou can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANHow long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
SPIKE MILLIGANA lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANLife is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANBlessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANPolicemen are numbered in case they get lost.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m a hero with coward’s legs.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
SPIKE MILLIGANI shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGAN