It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANIf a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I told you I was sick.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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