All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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