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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Come Myself Quiet

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