All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I told you I was sick.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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