To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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