We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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