God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I told you I was sick.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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