There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANRender any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I told you I was sick.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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