It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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