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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.

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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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