Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I told you I was sick.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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