Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was sick.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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