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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick

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