I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANHow long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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