There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANHow long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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