If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
RON WHITEEverybody I know is a joke writer.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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