Venue Quotes

Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.

All tours are filled with humiliation. My publisher once hired a private jet to fly me to a venue where 1,000 people were waiting. It almost bankrupted him.

Everywhere I go, I will make a good payday. But we got to choose the right opponent and the right time and the right venue.

After the first few readings in comedy venues I did begin to write for laughs. There’s something so gratifying about stimulating laughter.

I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.