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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Afraid Dark Light Me Naked Saw Wife
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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