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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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Act Actor Each Expose Himself Nide Time
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Age Food Kitchen Life Mirror Over Tab Taken
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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Crazy Opinion Psychiatrist Said Second

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