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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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