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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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