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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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