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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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