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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!

Rodney Dangerfield

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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