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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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