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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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