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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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