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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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Come Drink Go Juice Prune Take Viagra
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Born Doctor Mother Slap Ugly
One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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Ask Birth Boy Control One Poster Year
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Being Do Draw Men Most Thing Told Wage
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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Each Other Every Goe never Night Nothing Psychiatrist Right Seen Sex Wife
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Bath Hate Parent Radio Toast Toy
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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Bartender Beat God Make Me Ugly Yeah Zombie
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Another Come Day Girl Home Nobody Over Phone

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