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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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