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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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