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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Future Humorous
And the only people I fear are those who never have doubts… Save us all from arrogant men, and all the causes they’re for.
BILLY JOEL

Humorous Men People
I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Alright Disease Humorous Mad
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Government Humorous People
I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Country Funny Humorous Witty
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD

Aged Boy Humorous Maturity Men Willmiddle
In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Humorous Investigation Real Stupid
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPE

England Funny Humorous Performance
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous People
The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.
VIKTOR E. FRANKL

Art Develop Humorous Light
I was able to read poets that were – allowed me to be humorous without being silly.
BILLY COLLINS

Able Humorous Silly
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Rocks
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day.
ADOLPHUS BUSCH

Beer Day Drinking. Glasses Humorous Money
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
BETTE MIDLER

Funny Humorous Memorable
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Successful
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE

Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPE

Food Funny Humorous
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
BETTE MIDLER

Humorous Inspirational New York
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
AL BERNSTEIN

All Guy Humorous Knowledge One Really Think
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
BILL VAUGHAN

Freedom Funny Humorous
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
They are cutting medicare
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Cutting Humorous Stupid
I was also very concerned about protecting my family.
WILLIAM J. CLINTON

Family Humorous Stupid
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Night Reason Same

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