Frank Zappa Quotes

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

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