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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic

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