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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Frank Zappa

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up

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