Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPAA wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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So many books, so little time.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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