When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
NORM MACDONALDThis would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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