This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALDIgnorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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