Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
NORM MACDONALDIt is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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