In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
NORM MACDONALDThe praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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