I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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