Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
MARK TWAINNever argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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