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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAIN

Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAIN

Book Criticize Except Hate
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Darkness Deep Healing Human Nature Moon Privacy Sad
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN

Information Media Newspaper
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAIN

Finding Honesty Man
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN

Decision Humour Mind
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN

Forgiveness Gragnance Heel Peace Wisdom
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
MARK TWAIN

Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education God Humour Idiot Practice School
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN

Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World

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