The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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