There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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