There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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