Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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