Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINWhat is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAIN