What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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