Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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