Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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