It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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