The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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