When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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