Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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