There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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