Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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