To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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