Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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