Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINOf all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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