The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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