Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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