The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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