Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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