You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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