Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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